The News of the Screws has caught Boris getting on and off his bike around at Anna Fazackerley’s place. They even have him energetically visiting Petronella again on the same day as visiting Anna. Guido has an explanation: he is simply taking his educational role seriously and teaching these young females how to get on in journalism. Not that Guido would have thought Ms Fazackerlay, a hack on the Times Higher Education Supplement, would need such advice, she lectures students on ‘How to make contacts, and keep them: dealing with sensitive stories’. Something she will hopefully have mastered. Click here for the Benny Hill style video (Realplayer required) and here for the condolences page on Boris’ own website.