Sainsburys “Forgets” £2 Million Loan

You know how it is, you give your money over and the Sainsbury’s girl on the till “forgets” to give you your change. Lord Sainsbury “lent” an extra £2 million quid to Labour that he forgot to mention to anyone. Is he planning to buy the Labour party outright? How many millions has he “lent”? Can they afford to ever sack him and risk him calling in the loans?

Hardline Tories will want to switch to Waitrose (backs Co-operative Party) or Tesco (backs LibDems), buy organic from your local Tory huntin’ ‘n shootin’ farmer and boycott the GM loving, Blair backing, Lord Sainsbury.

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