Liberal Classifieds

Number Plate For Sale

Personalised number plate, previously on City tycoon’s black BMW, now unsuited to greenish politician’s electo-petro Toyota Prius hybrid.
All offers: chris@chrishuhne.org.uk.

G Reg, model V12, 5.3 litre Jaguar XJ-S for Sale
One elderly owner, pride and joy, forced to sell due to expected change of circumstances. All reasonable offers considered.
Contact: jag@campbellcampaign.org

Zany Novelty Yellow Taxi Service

Goes round and round in circles but never gets anywhere. Always up for any kind of ride.

To book: simon@simonhughesforleader.com

Guido is now accepting genuine advertising: sales@order-order.com.




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