Imagine you are in a pub in Westminster and overheard Jake Rigg and Richard Huzzey of Chris Huhne’s campaign team chatting to Guido and the Monkey. Over-exciting? No need to imagine it, upload it! Point your browser over to www.GuidoandtheMonkey.com.

Warning – this one is for hardcore political anoraks. If you have boxed sets of the West Wing on DVD this is for you. They were a very cagey pair, the Huzzey monster even forbade us using his photograph. It drove us to drink…