March 22 : Number 10 for Brown

What could be old Gordon Brown’s tenth and last budget will be on March 22nd. He will as always announce increased tractor production, dump a load of numbers over us boasting about all the money he has invested wasted. Guido doesn’t understand how spending zillions on public sector pay and pensions for nappy commissars et al is an investment, when you tip the barman you don’t say “I’ve invested in the future attentiveness of the bar staff” do you?

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Quote of the Day

Councillor John Thomas, Keith Vaz’s Leicester East Constituency Labour Party Chairman says…

“This is great disappointment to me, realising that I have spent over 30 years of my life working for a party that I now know that I have nothing in common with. This is not the party I joined, the party for decent working people. I can no longer follow the clown that leads the Labour Party, he is heavily influenced by the Trotskyite Len McCluskey and is now as the Hoki Coki leader, in out, and shake it all about he has turned this great party into a laughing stock.”


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