Glorification

It was only 400 years ago that Guido and his fellow fighters for the true faith brought gunpowder to Westminster. It was a great idea, overthrow a protestant tyrant, free my Catholic co-religionists from oppression and rid us of a bunch of politicians into the bargain. If it wasn’t for treachery…

Gloria in excelsis deo, et in terra pax hominibus bonae voluntatis*

Now they have voted to make it illegal for old Guido to even reminisce about the good old days.

*After we got rid of the politicians of course.




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