Glorification

It was only 400 years ago that Guido and his fellow fighters for the true faith brought gunpowder to Westminster. It was a great idea, overthrow a protestant tyrant, free my Catholic co-religionists from oppression and rid us of a bunch of politicians into the bargain. If it wasn’t for treachery…

Gloria in excelsis deo, et in terra pax hominibus bonae voluntatis*

Now they have voted to make it illegal for old Guido to even reminisce about the good old days.

*After we got rid of the politicians of course.


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Councillor John Thomas, Keith Vaz’s Leicester East Constituency Labour Party Chairman says…

“This is great disappointment to me, realising that I have spent over 30 years of my life working for a party that I now know that I have nothing in common with. This is not the party I joined, the party for decent working people. I can no longer follow the clown that leads the Labour Party, he is heavily influenced by the Trotskyite Len McCluskey and is now as the Hoki Coki leader, in out, and shake it all about he has turned this great party into a laughing stock.”

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