Row Blows Up

Guido tries to avoid repeating newspaper diarist’s stories (if only they would do the same) but Pandora has a cracker about the new Anne Summers blow-up doll Mustafa Shag.

“The Manchester Central Mosque has already written to the firm, calling on it to withdraw the product… You have no idea how much hurt, anguish, and disgust this obnoxious phrase [“Mustafa Shag”] has caused to Muslim men, women and children,” reads their letter.”

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Writing in this week’s Spectator Diary, the former Chancellor and Evening Standard editor attempted to encapsulate how Boris operates…

“My children have the measure of our prime minister. A couple of years ago, my son and I went for a lovely Sunday lunch at his house in Oxfordshire — where he has a Kalashnikov mounted on the wall. Boris suggested we play a game. A tug of war, but with a difference. The rope is tied around your waist and the contest takes place across a swimming pool. If you lose you end up in the water, fully clothed.

That’s Johnson for you: fun, inventive but ruthless. I suspect his brother Jo had one ducking too many.”

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