“Quick Lembit, Fly me to Dunfermline”

Reliable sources tell Guido that all the LibDem candidates are en route to Dunfemline to claim Wee Willie Rennie’s victory as their victory and get their photograph taken with him.

Word is, he is a closet Minger…

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Quote of the Day

Trevor Kavanagh’s analysis of the Brexit process…

“Thanks to Mrs May and her useless Chancellor Phil Hammond, this will not come without pain. But we escape with imagination and true British grit or we will be boiled alive.

It means on this centenary Remembrance of our struggle against tyranny, we risk ceding non-military victory in Europe to the undemocratic forces of an unaccountable totalitarian regime.”


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