Shaking hands with a twisted torturer and smiling, its a disgrace. Didn’t Uday know what George Galloway – Barrymore’s twisted tormenter – was capable of doing? Gorgeous taunted alcoholic Barrymore with “poor me, poor me, pour me another drink”. Cruel, but fair methinks.

Mental cruelty is a terrible thing (but sometimes fun) and it’s a shame Gorgeous is going to be voted out of his CCTV’d prison tonight. A Guido co-conspirator emails to tell that it seems the phone number to evict Galloway has been barred from parliamentary office phones. Must have been costing too much.