Be a Beta Tester for a Monkey

Since our top-secret project has already been covered by the BBC, the Indy and the Guardian before we have even sent out a press release, it seems harmless to openly recruit a few volunteers. You need broadband and a broad mind. Recess Monkey and Guido want to experiment on you.

Email Guido if you want to be in. We cannot guarantee it will be cruelty-free.

Tip offs: 0709 284 0531

Quote of the Day

Dominic Raab wrote in his letter of resignation…

“This is, at its heart, a matter of public trust,” he told the PM, concluding: “I cannot reconcile the terms of the proposed deal with the promises we made to the country in our manifesto at the last election… I believe that the regulatory regime proposed for Northern Ireland presents a very real threat to the integrity of the United Kingdom. I cannot support an indefinite backstop arrangement, where the EU holds a veto over our ability to exit…”


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