Be a Beta Tester for a Monkey

Since our top-secret project has already been covered by the BBC, the Indy and the Guardian before we have even sent out a press release, it seems harmless to openly recruit a few volunteers. You need broadband and a broad mind. Recess Monkey and Guido want to experiment on you.

Email Guido if you want to be in. We cannot guarantee it will be cruelty-free.

Tip offs: 0709 284 0531

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Michael Gove in the present tense…
‘The Prime Minister is doing a great job at the moment’


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