Be a Beta Tester for a Monkey

Since our top-secret project has already been covered by the BBC, the Indy and the Guardian before we have even sent out a press release, it seems harmless to openly recruit a few volunteers. You need broadband and a broad mind. Recess Monkey and Guido want to experiment on you.

Email Guido if you want to be in. We cannot guarantee it will be cruelty-free.



Tip offs: 0709 284 0531
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“… it was certainly a serious mistake in 2015 for the Home Office to order a move away from stop and search.”

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