When Guido Met Tyler

Guido collected from Wat Tyler on his wager that Basher Davis would lose. Wat turns out to be a trencherman and held his own even as we reached the second bottle of port, which followed err, well, I can’t remember. Wat paid up, and that is more than can be said for the antipodean money brokers who were drinking with us. A bet was made, stakes were pledged, Guido was looking at a grand profit – then they welshed. Proof that the genetic stock of Aussies remains criminal.

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John McDonnell tells the Gallery/Lobby lunch what the priest told him to do…

‘He persuaded me to do this. He said you need to soften your image. So do Mumsnet and do this…. I’m trying to soften my image.’


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