If the boys and girls at Tory HQ weren’t already smiling the Indy reports they have been given a £1000 bonus each. Reports that Francis Maude has been seen in a red suit and white beard are unconfirmed.
Rowan Atkinson tells The Times
“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”