Sheridan Shaken

Guido spotted Sheridan Westlake at the party last night. “Nick, Nick” I called to him and bemused he turned around, Guido proffered him his business card. He looked visibly shaken and a tiny sliver of shame for Guido’s tormenting of him came over him.

Guido got too drunk to remember what he actually does at CCHQ, I do recall him saying Recess Monkey was an idiot. Anyway, it’s now Guido’s New Year’s resolution not to torment him anymore.




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