Labour Reacts to Cameron

Guido’s inbox is overflowing with email from Labour attacking Cameron. Ian McCartney makes the same mistake that the Tories did when confronted by Blair. The Tory propagnda of the mid-90s tried to demon-eyes him as a front for the usual Labour lefties – it failed. Labour’s feeble line is “New gloss, same old Tories”. Exactly echoing the same mistake that the Tories made in response to the Blair phenomenon. Cameron is not a re-tread, its the real deal, that kind of propaganda just won’t wash with the public. Better re-calibrate the slogans and propaganda fast.

Jo.Brand@reply-new.labour.org.uk emails Guido to ask “What’s Dave passionate about?”its not cake Jo. She complains that Cameron is an old Etonian, yet Jo Brand is herself a product of a selective school education – something the socialist comedian doesn’t shout about…

Gordon Brown’s reaction to the latest polling results is unprintable. They say a picture is worth a thousand (swear) words.

All in all it looks like Labour is frit, the next few years are going to be great fun for all – except Gordon…




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