An Alan Duncan groupie emails Guido to point out this exchange from Thursday’s Question Time. The issue was whether having sex with a drunk woman should count as rape. Alan Duncan said that a lot of sex goes on on a Saturday night while people are drunk, but they are still capable of consenting. Roy Hattersley disagreed.

Well informed Sun columnist to Alan Duncan: Is that how you found *your* wife?

Alan Duncan: [Pause] I don’t actually have a wife.