Due to a misunderstanding of the new law Guido went on a 24-hour binge drinking session yesterday. So I may have imagined this – did Tony Blair accuse Michael Howard of advocating a planned economy? Did David Miliband (might have been Ed Balls, I was confused) accuse some interviewer of advocating Stalinism? Next New Labour will be attacking paternalistic Toryism as “statist”.

Lets hope those lefties don’t get back into power.