Day 3 : Free the Willets One

Have received information that suggests Willets was seen on Meridian TV on Monday. Viewers allege he was accompanied by an ex-SAS heavy who looked familiar. No news on his kids or his views on tax policy. If sighted please question him. Be alert to “Stockholm Syndrome”, the condition where the kidnapped end up sympathising with their kidnappers. Guido fears it may be too late, in the campaign video he appears to have been drugged.

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