Day 2: Free the Willets One!

Still no media sightings of David Willets campaigning for Basher Davis. Has Conway locked him up in a cellar? Is there a threat of two brains being beheaded? Until we see Willets on TV, unbruised and unaccompanied by a minder we will worry. Guido will refuse to believe that Willets is safe until we hear him speaking freely about tax policy. If he supports £38 billion of tax cuts we will want to know one thing – where are his children being held?

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Quote of the Day

Stella Creasy at Jewish Labour fringe event…

“I was going to say something about how good it is being a Jew in the Labour party at the moment… but someone told me you guys don’t get irony.”


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