Drunk and Confused

Was out celebrating in the City. No profits, I was too bloody late – blogging it instead of betting this morning on Blunkett’s demise. Still he’s gone and good riddance. Seems that while I was away today the Tartan Tories have chosen a transexual as leader. Progress!



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Rowan Atkinson tells The Times

“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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