Some changes in Basher’s Team as they re-arrange the deck-chairs on the Titanic. A crowd of consistent losers has now been assembled to finish his campaign off.

Look at ‘em: Andrew Mitchell doesn’t know the editor of The Times from his elbow. Conway is the master of how to make enemies and abuse people. David Canzini, fresh from all those Tory by-election victories he masterminded, looks set to repeat his ‘success’ again, Chief-of-Staff Iain Dale increased the LibDem majority ten-fold in North Norfolk at the general election, Nick Longworth doubled the LibDem majority where he stood, Ashley Crossley similarly reduced the Tory vote and Nick Wood achieved the great press coverage that IDS enjoyed.

Basher’s B-team, its not a question of whether they will lose – its just a question of by how much…

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Rowan Atkinson tells The Times

“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”


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