Osama-quake

Lets see if Guido can start an internet rumour….

The Kashmiri earthquake was not an earthquake, but the result of the first use of a new U.S. weapons system based on the theories of Nikola Tesla. Unable politically to use nuclear weaponary, they instead secretly opted to use the new system which is based on a satellite controlled particle beam device. The aftermath is very similar to an earthquake. Osama bin Laden is now dead and Dubya is pleased that he has done God’s work.

If Mr Galloway wants to use this…




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