Blunkett’s Affairs

Just a reminder that tonight sees the satire A Very Social Secretary on the new More4 TV channel. Don’t ask Guido how you find this digital channel. Perhaps you could check the full page advert in this week’s Spectator for the details? At the Speccie the good news is that Kimberly is back, after deciding not to flee to the USA.

Blunkett is in bother again after he took on a non-executive post with DNA Structures, a company offering DIY paternity tests as DNA Bio-Science, before the election. Guido could not make it up. Anyway he could be up in front of the parliamentary commissioner again on a tedious technicality. His former paymaster, Tariq Siddiqi of DNA Structures, introduced him to Sally Anderson, 29, blonde and willing. He met her at Annabel’s nightclub, which he is a member of (after receiving and not declaring £2,200 worth of freebie membership). She did what any modern, thrusting girl in her position would do, and then called Max Clifford.

Here we go again methinks…




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