Not his speech, those girls that got the Sun so excited. Zoë Aylward was described in the Torygraph as “a member of David Davis’s unofficial fan club” she spontaneously had a batch of T-shirts produced with the slogan “it’s DD for me” emblazoned across the chest. “I think he’ll make a fantastic leader” she gushed. Brunette Fay Jones said “What’s more, if blokes are going to look at your boobs, they might as well learn something in the process.” That’s the modern Conservatives, equal opportunity for all, particularly blondes with double-D tits..

Guido thought it a little harmless fun and it added to the gaiety of the world. But according to an anonymous source, we should congratulate David Hart from Basher’s campaign team on getting his girlfriend to go along with the “spontaneous” stunt. More than that, Guido congratulates him on getting his girlfriend to exaggerate her bust size…