Lord Glentoran Strikes a Blow for Free Trade

Lord Glentoran had a disagreement with Spanish customs officers over his booze alllowance, resulting in the officers coming off badly. Spanish magistrates are hearing claims that the 70-year-old Tory peer and 1964 British bobsleigh team, Olympic gold medal winner assaulted three officers.

Guido believes that the excellent Lord was only standing up for party policy and supporting free trade.




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