BUSTY barmaids across Britain are putting on a united front after EU killjoys ordered them to cover their cleavages. The Sun yesterday launched a Save Our Jugs campaign in a bid to throw out the dippy directive. The po-faced pen-pushers claim low-cut tops are a health hazard as barmaids run a skin cancer risk when they go outside to serve and collect glasses.

Tim Ireland will not be happy, he objects to woman having their political opinions reported in The Sun.