The Monkey‘s blog has a cracker of a story about LibDem MP and serial shagger John Hemming who has advertised a job for a new assistant. The old saying that “when you marry your mistress you create a job vacancy” clearly also obviously applies when you impregnate your secretary.
When Guido saw the story about monkeys protesting outside Downing Street the immediate thought was, he’s lost it, the second funniest political blogger in Britain has finally cracked. I flicked my browser to Recess Monkey’s website to discover if the parliamentary recess had driven him over the edge – to find out it was actually a bunch of primate-loving animal libbers protesting. (Is primate-loving legal?)