Nick Sheridan Westlake still fascinates Guido. Information still continues to arrive in to the inbox on the subject of the man, his hairdo and the unlikelihood of him surviving for much longer at Tory HQ.

Can it be true that he still lives with his mum? Nick its time to leave home, you are 30.

UPDATE: Could someone clarify this story about our hero declaring in the Oxford Union bar that he wanted to be known as “Shezza”?