Which Politician Would You Sleep With?

Its a bit of fun but check out www.generalerection.co.uk. Unfortunately the choice is between the three party leaders. Guido feels he already been fucked by one of them, and finds it unattractive.

Also on the subject of erections and members, Guido hears from the commons gym changing room that Robin Cook has a large ‘majority’, can anyone confirm this, or is it all just relative?

Anyway, who is the most shaggable MP?

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Quote of the Day

Paul Goodman as sagacious as ever on Arron’s entryism…

“… one must watch for former UKIP donors and a very few left-of-Party-centre MPs propping each other up, like drunks at the end of a pub crawl. It suits the former to claim the power to organise a programme of mass infiltration. It suits the latter to react by complaining about extremist entryism. The rest of us should keep a cool head.”


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