Which Politician Would You Sleep With?

Its a bit of fun but check out www.generalerection.co.uk. Unfortunately the choice is between the three party leaders. Guido feels he already been fucked by one of them, and finds it unattractive.

Also on the subject of erections and members, Guido hears from the commons gym changing room that Robin Cook has a large ‘majority’, can anyone confirm this, or is it all just relative?

Anyway, who is the most shaggable MP?

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Quote of the Day

John McDonnell tells the Gallery/Lobby lunch what the priest told him to do…

‘He persuaded me to do this. He said you need to soften your image. So do Mumsnet and do this…. I’m trying to soften my image.’


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