Mrs Fawkes delivered Ms Fawkes, after 27 hours in labour, on Sunday. Born within the sound of Big Ben’s Bells at St Thomas’ Hospital, opposite the Houses of Parliament. Guido is lost for words at the sight of his 7lb 6 oz’s of pure cliché.
A senior Brexiter:
“If Theresa and Julian have sold us out here they are in real trouble. She reassured us all at the 1922. There is no way she can recover if she has now fucked us over.”