Who’s Who at Tory HQ?

A welcome to all the Telegraph readers flowing here from George Trefgarne’s article on bloggers. Guido figures that amongst you is the knowledge needed for the Who’s Who at Tory HQ schematic, following on from the Labour and LibDem schematics.

Interesting that when Guido was compiling the (beta version) schematics, emails from the LibDems were open and polite, helpful even, whilst emails from Labour HQ fell in to two categories, “don’t mention my name or its my career” and “we ain’t telling you anything”. Very revealing, eh? Optimism versus fear and arrogance.

Email Guido.Fawkes@Order-Order.com to tell me who is important, who is to blame, their foibles, who they are polling etc. C’mon Victoria Street, tell me what you do for your country. It won’t cost the election if you tell Guido who makes the tea (and Lynton will never know).




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Quote of the Day

Philip Hammond uses a trip to Berlin to mock the Foreign Secretary:

“A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. Wise words with some applicability to the Brexit negotiations although I try to discourage talk of “cake” amongst my colleagues.”

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