So the former party of the working classes is now the party of multi-million pound donations from billionaire unelected Lords.

Should do no harm with a few out-of-town planning applications, eh?

Hardline Tories will want to switch to Waitrose (backs Co-operative Party) or Tesco (backs LibDems), buy organic from your local Tory huntin’ and shootin’ farmer and boycott the GM loving, Blair backing, Lord Sainsbury.