Kill-Joys on Old Queen Street

Spy quotes a source “All the staff at Labour’s election headquarters have been told that alcohol is off limits for the entire duration of the election campaign… It’s a bit ironic, given how keen the Government has been to promote its new round-the-clock drinking laws.”

I shall be testing this authoritarian diktat at lunch-time.

UPDATE: Tested to destruction.




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