Abbot’s Ale

Iain Dale reckons Abbot had a good lunch and dinner before going on the This Week show last night. Old Brillo pad basically said she was pissed to her face. Guido was more fascinated by Portillo’s new hair-style, which is more sleek than ever. Why does Polly require such an aero-dynamic hairstyle?

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