Blair Mocks Face-Lift Rumours

Guido was amused to hear the Prime Minister on the Today programme this morning mock rumours that he has had a face-lift. He simultaneously mocked media stories about his rift with Brown. Hmmm, so it must be true that he is using Botox…

Howard yesterday conceded on the Today programme that he might lose the election. Honesty? How refreshing. Although unavoidable given the Tories are now polling even lower than under IDS…




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Rowan Atkinson tells The Times

“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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