Simon Hoggart was also bonking Mrs Quinn, who was three timing her husband with Blunkett. What do they put in the water at the Speccie? Hoggart, sketch writer par excellence at the Grauniad, is also the Speccie’s wine writer. He apparently used to have a regular lunch and shag date with the publisher Mrs Quinn on Saturdays. The Barclay brothers may want to ask did they charge it to expenses?

Given Mrs Quinn’s first husband’s complaint that she had many affairs during her first marriage, I think we can safely say Kimberley is one hell of a slapper.

When the News of the Screws doorstepped Hoggart he denied everything, in fact a month or two ago he was interviewed on the radio when Boris was exposed as shagging Speccie writer Petronella and said hubristically “Why aren’t I getting some of this Sextator action?” The liar was getting some Sextator action, as was fellow columnist Rod Liddle, former editor of BBC Radio 4’s Today programme, who had a very public break-up with wife Rachel Royce who he left for 22-year-old magazine receptionist Alicia Monckton.

How do they find time to produce the magazine? I want a job at the Sextator…