Pick Yourself Up, Pack your Bags and GO!

Labour MP Bob Marshall-Andrews called on Mr Blunkett to quit, branding him “seriously unbalanced”. Bonkers Blunkett? Shock. Not.

The Home Secretary reportedly set his current difficulties to music to the tune of ‘Pick Yourself Up’ at a social occasion for Labour MPs. Better tune might have been Glady’s Knight’s “Midnight Train”

So he´s leavin´ the life he´s come to know,

He said he´s goin´ back to find

Ooh, what´s left of his world,

The world he left behind

Not so long ago.

He´s leaving,

On that midnight train to Georgia,

And he´s goin´ back

To a simpler place and time.

Guido will buy him a First Class non-spousal ticket to Sheffield with his winnings from William Hill.

Word is that Budd will report next week and that the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner may put the boot in before Christmas too.




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Quote of the Day

Paul Goodman as sagacious as ever on Arron’s entryism…

“… one must watch for former UKIP donors and a very few left-of-Party-centre MPs propping each other up, like drunks at the end of a pub crawl. It suits the former to claim the power to organise a programme of mass infiltration. It suits the latter to react by complaining about extremist entryism. The rest of us should keep a cool head.”

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