Bloggin’ Will Resume Tomorrow

Have been on the razz in the City all afternoon. The news almost broke my heart. Not quite though… Most annoyed that William Hill closed the books today.

If Mr Blunkett would like to contact me I will have a First Class ticket to Sheffield for him. I will also, out of the kindness of my heart, supply a pot for him to piss in. No ID required.

Blunkett spun pathetically:

“Because the thousands of people who wrote to me, who rang me and who emailed me believed in my honesty and integrity and that above all is critical, not just for the me but for the government and the integrity of Tony Blair, who has backed me to the hilt. I have built my reputation on honesty, I have sometimes been too honest.

No he has not. Believe that and you will believe anything. Blunkett abused his position, bullied civil servants, foreign embassies, defrauded public funds and was disingenuous in extreme.

“In particular I want to thank the Prime Minister – my friend and the most outstanding international politician of our age. It has been an honour to serve him and the Labour Government I worked so hard to help create.”

Translation: Can I have job again some time soon if I grovel?

Incidentally, the good news just keeps on coming. You can now cancel your orders for Pollard’s book on Amazon before Christmas! No need to read about some unemployed beardy. More Bollinger anyone? Oh, and a Pot Noodle and a bowl of Chunky Losealot for my friends…




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