Submissive Democrats – Oh Yes

Its boring here so I’ll cut ‘n paste this gem courtesy of Wonkette.

From the Craigslist classifieds:

Anyone up for some political sex play?

I’m a very good looking and intelligent white male looking for a Republican couple to dominate and humiliate me. Make me blow him while you tell me what a bunch of losers Democrats are. Make me clean her up after you’re done with her while she tells me how much better Republicans are in the sack.

I’m picky about who I play with and I expect you to be too. I’m very good looking, discreet, STD/HIV free, non-smoker, down to earth, and I’m for real — YOU BE THE SAME.

I will provide pictures and further description once I know you’re for real. I promise you won’t be disappointed.

Male/Female couples only please — and please be real Republicans. Phonies and trolls will be ignored.

Sub Democrat seeks Dom Republican Couple for fun and games – m4mw – 38

Well Blunkett is available..




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