Its not a real parliament I know, but I’m reaching out for material. Welsh Assemblywoman Ms Wood referred to the German woman who is our head of state in a debate as “Mrs Windsor”. She said: “We are more at risk now than we have ever, ever been before and the measures outlined in Mrs Windsor’s speech will not address this risk.”

The speaker, or whatever they call him in the Welsh parliament, kicked her out for discourtesy. The very pregnant Ms Wood left accompanied by fellow party members. Saying “I don’t think I was treated fairly, I don’t think it was necessary. I called her that because that’s her name.” Which is difficult to fault, after all the useless Edward Windsor, signs himself as such, despite really being a Battenberg. She goes on to say “I don’t recognise the Queen.”

Now Guido can help here, she’s the short old bag with a crown on her head. Can’t miss her.