Ms Taffy is Unparliamentary about Mrs Windsor

Its not a real parliament I know, but I’m reaching out for material. Welsh Assemblywoman Ms Wood referred to the German woman who is our head of state in a debate as “Mrs Windsor”. She said: “We are more at risk now than we have ever, ever been before and the measures outlined in Mrs Windsor’s speech will not address this risk.”

The speaker, or whatever they call him in the Welsh parliament, kicked her out for discourtesy. The very pregnant Ms Wood left accompanied by fellow party members. Saying “I don’t think I was treated fairly, I don’t think it was necessary. I called her that because that’s her name.” Which is difficult to fault, after all the useless Edward Windsor, signs himself as such, despite really being a Battenberg. She goes on to say “I don’t recognise the Queen.”

Now Guido can help here, she’s the short old bag with a crown on her head. Can’t miss her.


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Writing in this week’s Spectator Diary, the former Chancellor and Evening Standard editor attempted to encapsulate how Boris operates…

“My children have the measure of our prime minister. A couple of years ago, my son and I went for a lovely Sunday lunch at his house in Oxfordshire — where he has a Kalashnikov mounted on the wall. Boris suggested we play a game. A tug of war, but with a difference. The rope is tied around your waist and the contest takes place across a swimming pool. If you lose you end up in the water, fully clothed.

That’s Johnson for you: fun, inventive but ruthless. I suspect his brother Jo had one ducking too many.”

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