Apart from, so far it seems, fraudulently getting a spouses’ ticket for someone else’s spouse at the taxpayers expense. Conducting an adulterous relationship with a newlywed behind her husbands back. Getting two senior civil servants to advise Mrs Quinn on how to deal with the expose of his affair in the News of the Screws.

Worst of all, not following the government’s own safe sex guidelines, its not like he can use the old “I can’t put a condom on in the dark” excuse.