“I have done nothing wrong”

Apart from, so far it seems, fraudulently getting a spouses’ ticket for someone else’s spouse at the taxpayers expense. Conducting an adulterous relationship with a newlywed behind her husbands back. Getting two senior civil servants to advise Mrs Quinn on how to deal with the expose of his affair in the News of the Screws.

Worst of all, not following the government’s own safe sex guidelines, its not like he can use the old “I can’t put a condom on in the dark” excuse.

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Peter Mandelson tells Emma Barnett…

“I think that Jeremy Corbyn himself should search his conscience and ask himself whether he’s the best person to lead the Labour Party into the general election with the best chance of success for the party.”


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