“I have done nothing wrong”

Apart from, so far it seems, fraudulently getting a spouses’ ticket for someone else’s spouse at the taxpayers expense. Conducting an adulterous relationship with a newlywed behind her husbands back. Getting two senior civil servants to advise Mrs Quinn on how to deal with the expose of his affair in the News of the Screws.

Worst of all, not following the government’s own safe sex guidelines, its not like he can use the old “I can’t put a condom on in the dark” excuse.

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Quote of the Day

Dominic Raab wrote in his letter of resignation…

“This is, at its heart, a matter of public trust,” he told the PM, concluding: “I cannot reconcile the terms of the proposed deal with the promises we made to the country in our manifesto at the last election… I believe that the regulatory regime proposed for Northern Ireland presents a very real threat to the integrity of the United Kingdom. I cannot support an indefinite backstop arrangement, where the EU holds a veto over our ability to exit…”


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