Ripefig is on a stupendous £320,895.91 – about 1000 times what Recess Monkey has left. Jamesw is on £229,647.97, after my holiday and holding in Boris Johnson I have a mere £77,806.11, le_poulet_noir £61,540.33, jamesgraham £58,777.31.

All the rest are in 4 figures with a month to go.. the nature of the game has changed. Its been re-programmed. Not sure what the changes are – could someone explain to me please? Forinstance, why now when I buy a share does it immediately decline a little?