Fawkes Off!

Guido will be off to sunnier climes for a bit, so you will have to cope without me for a week or so. Around this time of year I prefer to flee the shores of England. The ritual burning of my effigies so upsets me. I am investigating the possiblity of an action under the Human Rights Act or somesuch for hate crime – burning Guy is an act of anti-Catholic bigotry…

Remember kids fireworks can be fun! Just don’t get caught!

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Jacob Rees Mogg writes

“If I had to choose between no deal and Mrs May’s original accord, I would have no hesitation of opting for no-deal Brexit but even Mrs May’s deal would be better than not leaving at all.”


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