How to start your day with a positive attitude.

1. Create a “new folder” on your computer.

2. Name it “Tony Blair”.

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your computer will ask you: “Do you really want to get rid of

“Tony Blair”?

6. Answer calmly, “Yes”, and press the mouse button firmly.




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