Elvis has left the building

The Tories ditched Blake’s Jerusalem and switched to JXL’s remix of Elvis’ A Little Less Conversation as the conference theme tune. The lyrics of which go;

A little less conversation, a little more action please

All this aggravation ain’t satisfactioning me

A little more bite and a little less bark

A little less fight and a little more spark

Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me

Satisfy me baby

Baby close your eyes and listen to the music

Drifting through a summer breeze

It’s a groovy night and I can show you how to use it

Come along with me and put your mind at ease

Come on baby I’m tired of talking

Grab your coat and let’s start walking

Come on, come on

Come on, come on

Come on, come on

Don’t procrastinate, don’t articulate

Girl it’s getting late, gettin’ upset waitin’ around

I read that as “gimme sex”. More likely they mean “gimme votes”, they obviously wanted it to be a call to action, which is odd given they are in opposition and therefore impotent and until the voters lose their Suspicious Minds that’s the way it will stay. Howard can be pleased that they didn’t mess up anything and had a credible conference – its reported that when asked if he liked hearing Elgar as he walked on to make his keynote speech, he confessed he preferred Elvis…



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