Best speech of Tory Conference

Amongst many piss-poor speeches, Lord Saatchi’s stands out. He got the crowd going, not quite Heseltine at his best, but certainly the best of a bad bunch. Every inch the smooth talking salesman. Saatchi’s law – “satisfaction = performance minus expectation” neatly encapsulates Labour’s failure to deliver.



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Rowan Atkinson tells The Times

“All jokes about religion cause offence, so it’s pointless apologising for them. You should really only apologise for a bad joke. On that basis, no apology is required.”

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