Best speech of Tory Conference

Amongst many piss-poor speeches, Lord Saatchi’s stands out. He got the crowd going, not quite Heseltine at his best, but certainly the best of a bad bunch. Every inch the smooth talking salesman. Saatchi’s law – “satisfaction = performance minus expectation” neatly encapsulates Labour’s failure to deliver.

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Councillor John Thomas, Keith Vaz’s Leicester East Constituency Labour Party Chairman says…

“This is great disappointment to me, realising that I have spent over 30 years of my life working for a party that I now know that I have nothing in common with. This is not the party I joined, the party for decent working people. I can no longer follow the clown that leads the Labour Party, he is heavily influenced by the Trotskyite Len McCluskey and is now as the Hoki Coki leader, in out, and shake it all about he has turned this great party into a laughing stock.”


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