Ancram on Europe – “Get Lost”. Went down well with the crowd. Little known fact – he’s a huge Meatloaf fan. “Tony Blair doesn’t trust people. He takes them in.” JQ 1

Fatty Soames was predictable, and cliched. JQ O

Alan Duncan on international development was business-like JQ 1/2

Patrick Mercer – Who? Shadow Minister for Homeland Security. What?