Today’s slogan is “Timetable for Action” with the Soviet Realist style new logo. Dr Fox kicked off with a piss-poor so-so speech punctuated by pointless half-hearted clapping. With the new logo and the speech it could have been Brezhnev’s Communist Party conference – except Brezhnev had power.

UPDATE: Letwin live on the Beeb before his speech, his clumsy image will be enhanced by his mobile going off mid-interview.