Its Tory Time! Yaaawn

Today’s slogan is “Timetable for Action” with the Soviet Realist style new logo. Dr Fox kicked off with a piss-poor so-so speech punctuated by pointless half-hearted clapping. With the new logo and the speech it could have been Brezhnev’s Communist Party conference – except Brezhnev had power.
UPDATE: Letwin live on the Beeb before his speech, his clumsy image will be enhanced by his mobile going off mid-interview.

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Quote of the Day

John McDonnell tells the Gallery/Lobby lunch what the priest told him to do…

‘He persuaded me to do this. He said you need to soften your image. So do Mumsnet and do this…. I’m trying to soften my image.’


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