UKIP Beat the Tories in Hartlepool

Where is Hartlepool? Doesn’t matter. How will Howard spin out of this? The Tory – UKIP nightmare continues, as the SDP were to Labour, so the UKIP will be to the Tories.

Drunk, watching TV so you don’t have to:

Labour : gloating – looks like the local car salesman – but it was a closer thing than he liked. “VW’s are very reliable…” Did I mishear him?

Libs – when SKY told her “if this was repeated in the general election Liberals would have 300 seats” it looked like she was going to orgasm!

UKIP – smiling, could hear the Jaws theme tune playing in the background, dun dun, dun dun, dun dun…

Tory – choked – no safe seat for you I’m afraid

Fathers4Justice – morons on TV chanting – deservedly no access


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Councillor John Thomas, Keith Vaz’s Leicester East Constituency Labour Party Chairman says…

“This is great disappointment to me, realising that I have spent over 30 years of my life working for a party that I now know that I have nothing in common with. This is not the party I joined, the party for decent working people. I can no longer follow the clown that leads the Labour Party, he is heavily influenced by the Trotskyite Len McCluskey and is now as the Hoki Coki leader, in out, and shake it all about he has turned this great party into a laughing stock.”

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