The results are in for Guido’s inaugural Reform league table:
- Nigel Farage (10.68)
- Richard Tice (8.52)
- Danny Kruger (8.20)
- Robert Jenrick (8.10)
- Zia Yusuf (8.03)
- Lee Anderson (7.87)
- Suella Braverman (7.23)
- Laila Cunningham (6.79)
- Sarah Pochin (6.34)
- Andrew Rosindell (5.44)
- Andrea Jenkyns (5.37)
- Luke Campbell (4.54)
- Nadhim Zahawi (3.90)
This ranking is based on how 1032 co-conspirators ordered each politician, with a higher weighted average score indicating a higher preference. Obviously Farage is at the top, but it was a close fight for second. Tice takes the silver medal, Kruger gets the bronze, and Jenrick just about misses out on a podium finish. Zahawi is dead last. There’s always next month…
As threatened and as Guido had noted earlier, Mauritius’s Deputy Prime Minister Paul Berenger has resigned overnight. His action follows a phone call with Prime Minister Navin Ramgoolam yesterday…
The Mauritius government – which is a fractured coalition – may now collapse. Another nail in the coffin for Starmer’s Chagos deal, it’s beginning to become difficult to know which Mauritian faction he should associate with…
All good news for British taxpayers. Thanks to the Save Chagos effort by co-conspirators, not a single penny has yet been transferred to the Mauritius exchequer…
Britain’s border security commander Martin Hewitt is leaving his job by the end of March, according to the Sun. He is the man who is supposed to stop small boats crossings. He has obviously failed, so now he is looking for a new job…
At least 300 small boat migrants are expected to cross the Channel today, per GB News. As if to prove the point…
An Iranian man and a woman of unknown nationality have been arrested after attempting to enter HM Naval Base Clyde, which houses four nuclear submarines. According to the Times:
“The individual, 34, accompanied by a female of unknown nationality, was in a vehicle when he approached the gate…
Without the right passes to enter, they were both then turned away, it is understood. However, they were then arrested for “acting suspiciously in the vicinity”, a defence source disclosed.”
A Police Scotland spokesman said:
“Around 5pm on Thursday, 19 March, 2026, we were made aware of two people attempting to enter HM Naval Base Clyde. A 34-year-old man and 31-year-old woman have been arrested in connection and enquiries are ongoing.”
Earlier this week two men were charged under the National Security Act with engaging in conduct that is likely to assist a foreign intelligence service…
Sarah Pochin at Reform Scotland’s manifesto launch event: “I really wanted to come on in a Reform tartan burka, but apparently I wasn’t allowed… One day let’s do one of these events not live-streamed. We’ll do all the naughty stuff…”
