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The PM has hailed the end of the third battle of Jersey, understatedly calling the matter “resolved” after the 100 French fishing boats ran away earlier this afternoon.

The announcement comes as No. 10 says the two Royal Navy vessels will depart the island’s waters in the coming hours, though will remain on standby in case Jersey once again finds itself in an hour of need. In the words of Maggie, just rejoice at that news, and congratulate our forces and the marines…

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WATCH: Tower Hamlets Labour Filmed Breaking Electoral Rules Outside Polling Station

Guido has received* video footage of Labour activists appearing to break electoral rules in Tower Hamlets. The law states that campaigning can’t take place in the vicinity of the polling station to prevent “undue influence”. In 2019 the exact same activity by a Labour activist did defy election rules…

This afternoon The Mirror’s Mikey Smith claimed Labour’s internal data shows a massive turnout fall on 2016, with just 11.6% of 2016’s turnout being seen by midday. Is Labour getting desperate with mere hours to go until polls close?

*Credit: @TiceRichard of Reform UK.

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‘Recently Refurbished Flat in Westminster’ for Rent

A co-conspirator searching for a flat in London was amused to discover that, following recent news about the No. 10 flat renovation, Boris’s state apartment has been up for rent on popular website Spareroom.com for almost a week. The listing by “Boris” – for an incredibly reasonable £750 per month – boasts a recent £58,000 makeover, “making it perfect for relaxation, executive living and privacy in a prime location in the heart of Zone 1.” The joke listing isn’t completely unbelievable, given cash-strapped Boris has only recently put his Oxfordshire home on the rental market…

You’ll be sharing with me and my partner and our small child. We’ve also got a housemate called Rishi – he’s an accountant. My mate Dominic used to hang out here a lot, but there have been quite a few comings and goings and he’s moved on. Said he didn’t like the new decor – he must need his eyes testing!”

While all bills are covered, including regular cleaning, utility bills, and Netflix, it’s warned the TV licence may be scrapped. An absolute steal…

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LibDems Discover Only Fans in Wales

Co-conspirators may remember the Welsh LibDem William Powell – whose name appeared on the site during the selection for the LibDems’ only Welsh Senedd seat – during the affair that saw the Welsh LibDem leader Jane Dodds caught out lying about being in Wales despite residing in leafy Richmond. Powell’s victory raised eyebrows at the time, given he’d previously received a written warning from the party over allegations he gave three young women absinthe before trying to touch one of them and put his hands around their waists. Not the best start to his campaign efforts this year…

Powell is putting that behind him and moving on, however, today mobilising troops to try and win his seat in the Welsh Senedd. Guido’s eye couldn’t help being caught by one of his supporters, though: tagged in multiple tweets from Powell, top OnlyFans creator Hannah Veillet.

Local to the area, Veillet clearly makes good use of social media, advertising her content as well as the beautiful Brecon countryside.

Guido would love to know how Hannah met William and what convinced her to support him… 

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EXCLUSIVE: Scott Trust Commissioned Report into Slavery Links Covered Up By Guardian

Following yesterday’s story pointing out The Guardian’s silence over the report into its historical links to slavery, Guido can now exclusively reveal that the report for the Scott Trust has been undertaken – yet remains unreleased.

The independent investigation – which was commissioned by The Guardian’s owner the Scott Trust –  began its research back in July, after Guido identified the paper’s support for the Confederacy during the American Civil War, and that its founder made his fortune in the cotton trade. Ten months later, The Guardian is still keeping quiet on the report’s findings.

The report’s lead author, Dr. Sheryllynne Haggerty, confirmed that not only had the investigation concluded, it was also only ever ‘a scoping report‘ in the first place – which suggests to Guido that its results were obvious from the start. Clearly, The Guardian has been covering up the investigation’s findings for some time…

Guido has asked The Guardian press office for comment. At the time of going to pixel no response has been received.

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