Friday, September 26, 2014

UKIP Launch “Theresa May Tax”

A crass attempt at token Labour-vote stealing communism announced at UKIP conference today. A 25% tax on luxury goods such as £200 shoes, £1,000 handbags and £50,000 cars. UKIP sources are calling it the ‘Theresa May tax’. Claws out for the kitten heels…

Strange Bedfellows: UKIP and Stop the War

At last, Nigel Farage has found some third party support for bold assertion that Cameron recalled parliament to bomb Iraq solely to upstage UKIP’s conference. One of the many reasons the Stop the War Coalition give for opposing action against IS is that ‘the timing is cynical’. We live in mysterious times… 

David Icke, Chemtrails and UKIP Conference’s Star Speaker

Guido knows who he is most looking forward to hearing speak on the main stage at UKIP conference in Doncaster this morning. Hong La is a former UKIP council candidate from Bradford, who is scheduled to address the conference hall at 10:55am. He is also something of a conspiracy theorist. According to his Facebook page, Hong is a big fan of David Icke and his American counterpart Alex Jones and has a keen interest in “chemtrails”, the theory that the government is brainwashing us all with mind-altering chemical agents sprayed out of the back of aeroplanes. He also reckons the leader of Hope Not Hate “works for MI5″ and says “I’m with UKIP as they are against the NWO”, referring to the New World Order theory that a secretive elite is conspiring to rule the world.

Let’s hope security up in Donny are on the lookout for lizards…

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Meanwhile, in Clacton…

UKIP’s by-election headquarters have come up with a novel way to motivate their men and women on the ground. Awarded to “the most heroic volunteers” at the end of each day is:

The arch-voice of the Tory left providing Carswell’s troops with their ammo and their inspiration…

Monday, September 8, 2014

UKIP Embrace Multiculturalism at Party Conference

UKIP can’t be accused of being unwelcoming to other cultures at their upcoming conference. Their official conference guidebook recommends three local restaurants for delegates to enjoy in Doncaster later this month:

How multicultural!

Saturday, September 6, 2014

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Matthew?

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Even if they privately agree with him CCHQ strategists don’t appreciate the media interventions by Matthew Parris. Lynton Crosby has decreed that UKIP is to be downplayed and all but ignored insomuch as that is possible. The Clacton bullet is to be bitten and the pain taken without too much complaint or squealing. Hence the lack of Tory MPs in the studios stoking up the row or giving biting anti-Carswell soundbites to be lapped up by the media and inserted in stories of Tory splits and infighting. So in their place we have Matthew Parris, a former Tory MP and the arch voice of the Tory left, on the Daily Politics, Newsnight and in his columns he is stoking up the euro-row, amplifying it and providing soundbites, inventing motives and attributing malice to the eurosceptic wing of the Tories. Matthew’s latest column in The Times paints Clacton as full of people so infra dig that they should just be ignored by the Tories. The column is so patronising and sneering that it could be reprinted by UKIP and delivered as a recruiting leaflet to every former Tory voter in Clacton…

Friday, September 5, 2014

UKIP Candidate in Spectacular Shouty Crackers On Air Meltdown

Southwark UKIP vice chairwoman Elizabeth Jones is great value and has put the fear of God into future adversaries with this performance on 94FM:

She explained her policies very well once everyone else had SHUT UP AND LET HER SPEAK.

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Tories Implementing iDemocracy in Clacton

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There is a certain irony in the Tories holding an internet driven open primary in Clacton to select their candidate and UKIP HQ imposing Douglas Carswell, the prophet of iDemocracy, as their candidate. Carswell will be pleased his ideas are being taken up…

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Ashcroft Clacton Poll: UKIP 56% v Tories 24%

Monday, September 1, 2014

GuyNews: The Ashya King Story

Here the father explains the arrogance of the NHS doctors who caused the parents of Ashya to be arrested. The child is now alone in a Spanish hospital. Ashya was at no extra risk with his parents who had all the necessary medical equipment and were caring for him. From what the father says the NHS doctors were unsure of how to proceed with treatment. Any parent will do whatever is necessary for their sick child…

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Ashya’s granny didn’t hold back on the Today programme:

The Spanish authorities should allow these loving parents to see their child immediately…

UPDATE: South East UKIP MEP Janice Atkinson is calling for the immediate release of her constituents Brett and Naghemeh King and asking the Home Secretary to question use of European Arrest Warrant. “I call on the Home Secretary to contact the Spanish authorities so that Ashya’s parents are released immediately… Then I would ask her whether she now thinks that pernicious European Arrest Warrant works in the hands of over-zealous policemen in the interests of British citizens?” Quite.


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ONS Admits Economy Stronger Than It Thought | Speccie
Cameron’s Concessions to UKIP | Nick Wood
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Path to Defeat Obvious for Both Labour and Tories | Rafael Behr
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Farage is Outflanking the Tories | Guardian
Boris is Right About Grammar Schools | Conservative Women


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cynic says:

Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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